GRAND. That’s my word for this weekend. Granted, an Irishman (not a Scottsman) taught me to use this word in place of ‘fabulous,’ which for some reason was the word I began using for the weekend prior to ‘GRAND.’ But we’re settled now, and I have learned the proper way to use this word.
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To Edinburgh! and Javier’s missing his unmentionables.
We (Holly, Steve, Brandon from NM, Stephan, Javier and I) got to the Meadowhall where the bus left from via the tram, and Javier realized that he forgot his underwear. This is the first time among many during the weekend where he took off on his own, little independent Spanish bunny that he is, to try to find boxers in 10 minutes. Of course, we were skeptical that he’d make it back on time as we weren’t directly connected to the mall from the bus interchange. But he made it! Speedy guy. So we left with Megabus at 12:55pm on Friday, February 29th, for Edinburgh on a jam-packed bus. It was a 5.5hr trip, which wasn’t terrible, but I was a bit nauseous and motion sick.
I did end up sleeping a bit, which was good, and then Steve bumped my elbow and suddenly there was the ocean! That was gorgeous. You wouldn’t believe how much land we passed by–just empty, green land scattered with a few sheep and little homes.
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The most gorgeous city I’ve been to yet

6:30pm and we’re there! Classic city, cobblestone streets and walkways, ancient architecture, royal names, dark and haunting steeples, double decker buses, lots of lights, wind, and people milling about…it sort of just hit me like a wave, the kind that you don’t see coming that hits your middle with a crush and tumbles you head over feet. I guess it was like falling in love, but who knows how that works with cities; it sort of just made me really happy to stop and stare for a bit.
For some reason, dear Javier had the map, which led to 45 minutes of rather frustrated wandering and laughing and inadvertent site-seeing. Holly ended up asking two nice ladies about where to go to get to Edinburgh Castle as our hostel was pretty much right there as well. We didn’t know we were in what is called the ‘New Town’ and had to get to the ‘Old Town.’ We still got kind of confused on the way. And then we experienced Javier’s Disappearance #1! He stopped suddenly on the sidewalk without a word and when we turned around, he was talking to some guy. Apparently the guy went to his university and told Javier a short and easy way to get to our hostel. That backfired, which led to the aforementioned 45 minutes of wandering. We got there eventually though, and goodness were we surprised.
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Castle Rock Hostel: pretty much AT the castle

We finally get to the hostel and man, just a bit furthur up the hill is Edinburgh Castle! The castle literally sits up on a huge hill and the castle itself is humongous. Here’s a view from right in front of our hostel’s door. We were pretty much right off of the Royal Mile, which is approximately a mile long with the castle on one end and the palace at the other. This road is in the ‘Old Town,’ which was all Edinburgh was way back when before the ‘New Town’ was built. This is where all the old, history-packed statues, churches, monuments and other old sites are.

Lovely.
The hostel was wonderful–it was colorful, full of character, the staff were very friendly and open. The guy who checked us in was pretty funny as well. We stayed in the ‘Currency’ room, and all of our assigned beds had names; mine of course was the Yen, haha! It was a 16-bed mixed-dorm, and it was surprisingly clean and the beds were amazingly soft. They had those foam pads on them. It was warm and felt really nice :oD The bathrooms were also clean as well and had private shower stalls and toilets.

After settling down for a short bit, putting our stuff in lockers, laughing at ‘The Virgin Room’ and ‘The Underwear Room’ and testing our beds, we went to find a place to eat.
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Just call me half-pint

We stumbled upon a place called The Last Drop, which had a deal where you buy a meal that’s 6.50 pounds or below and you only pay 3.50! Oh that was such a yummy place. Most of us got pasta, red pasta or the spinach feta alfredo pasta (which I got and was delicious!) and Steve and Stephan got bangers and mash. So good. We had drinks there as well–I had a half-pint of Strongbow and felt good about that haha. We shared a table with this adorable old, Scottish couple. The man had SO many drinks of Tenents beer while his wife had tea and it was just so cute!
Afterwards we went to McDonalds to quench our leftover hunger (I got a Cadbury cream McFlurry, which was WONdrous). Javier pulled another moment when he went to the restroom and pulled the emergency handicap alarm in there lol. That was so funny–it’s this red string beside the toilet and he didn’t know what it was so he pulled it. Maybe he thought it was the flush, but who knows? He’s so funny!
We then went to meet Javier’s cousin who’d been in Edinburgh for about six months now. His name was Carlos. It was funny watching them walk and talk together as we followed them. Brandon said they walked exactly the same, and they did!
Carlos ended up taking us to a club, which was five pounds to get in, so we didn’t go. We went somewhere else, but I can’t remember where!
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I’ve fulfilled one of my dreams: standing on the ramparts of a castle…and sitting on a large cannon

The next day we at cereal at the hostel, then went to Edinburgh Castle. All we had to do was walk up a few steps outside of our hostel and we were right there! It was absolutely gorgeous and breath-taking. It was 11 pounds to get in, but it was so worth it. We spent a few hours there exploring. It was windy and cold, but a lot of the exhibitions were indoors. We saw the Queen’s memorial, the Honours of Scotland (crown jewels), the museum, watched the cannon fire at 1pm, the dining rooms, exhibitions on weapons and fencing and just everything! I bought a shot glass and a magnet for home at one of the castle giftshops too.
The views were absolutely amazing–it overlooked the New Town and a bit of the Old town as well. The homes and structures are all so old and so architecturally beautiful that it was just wonderful. I think I said ‘this is so wonderful’ about a hundred times, but there was no other way to express how…wonderful it was! haha…ha.
We then ate lunch at Kushi’s, which was an Indian restaurant and it was absolutely delicious! I’ve never had Indian and was rather reluctant to eat there, but I’m so very glad we did. I had a chicken seekh kebab–YUM.
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Museums, galleries, many a stone head to creep us out

Then the boys and girls split up–Holly and I went off to go shopping, but we got sidetracked by the Museum on the Mound, which is the headquarters of HBOS, one of the UK’s largest banks. It was a bank museum, basically. And it was a bit dull except for the fact that Holly and I opened the safe to get a gold nugget of chocolate! The chocolate was praline and delicious :oD We had to answer three questions to get the combination and then open the safe in an especially confusing way. I didn’t think it was opening as Holly turned it to the right so that it would open, but lo and behold! The safe popped open and we were able to retrieve the golden nugget! SO exciting!
Then we went to the National Gallery of Scotland. It was so gorgeous in there. A bit tiring because museums and galleries always make me tired, but it was wonderful because we got to see works by Raphael, Van Goh, Monet, Cezanne, Degas…beautiful. It was rather frightening ascending the steps to the next level, however, because they were spiral staircases with white, stone head statues on the round wall–lots of heads! Scary, man.
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The Tron, Javier’s Disappearing Act #2, Ashley’s 20th

We later ate dinner at The Tron, a nice pub with a beer and burger deal for 3.50 pounds–I got a cider. The others did a round of jagermeister, then we played quarters and that was it for me! Definitely a half-pint girl I guess!
Javier went missing again! Stephan came back and he was like, “Javier got kicked out of the pub!” We all started cracking up. Apparently Javier was trying to find the restroom or get a breather or something, and he went out the fire escape. They kicked him out for it haha–and then wouldn’t let him back in later so he went across the street to The Advocate by himself. So silly!
We hung out in the upstairs part of the pub for a bit and then a few of the others met up with us there too. Teja, Freya, and Gazaleh sat with us, Troy and Brandon went downstairs and Stephan joined them. I don’t know who else was in that first wave of people, but they were in the lower level of the pub. We played an extensive game of Never Have I Ever and learned quite a lot about everyone! Longest game ever and very funny and interesting!
We then went downstairs and got ready to celebrate the turn of the day to Ashley’s birthday! Everyone was down there and it was just so much fun! I got a VDK Tropical, which was SO good! We danced a little bit on the mini stage until it turned to midnight!
There were these two Scottish boys, 17 and 18 who Gazaleh spoke with for a bit and apparently both were shipping off to Iraq and were very psyched about shooting people and then coming back home. Teja, Gazaleh and I were all saddened by that–we talked about how they wouldn’t be the same when they got back.
After The Tron, we went to meet up with Teja and Gazaleh’s Irish friends who they’d met the night before in the same pub–Deacon Brodie’s Tavern. It was pretty late, so we were kicked out after a couple of hours, which seemed to fly by like crazy!
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Deacon Brodie’s Tavern, Irishmen in Scotland, avoiding the 29th! and deep fried mars bars

At the tavern we met the coolest Irishman ever–Wayne. He was so funny and was wearing this special shirt that had those red, yellow and green bars on it that fluctuate with sounds. If you talk to it, the bars light up and go up and down depending on tone and how loud the voice is. He was absolutely hilarious. He told us this Irish tradition:
Apparently every leap year on February 29th, Irishwomen can propose to their men. The men, in turn, always try to come up with a way to be away from their girlfriends on this day. Wayne was in Edinburgh this weekend because of this particular tradition and the possible repercussions that may have occurred for his mates should they have been in Ireland on that day. He himself has been married for 2.5 years, but he came along with his friends (some married, and some unmarried) because of tradition! Apparently, it’s common for a man to break up with his girlfriend on the 28th and get back together with her again on March 1st, and apparently they do this on birthdays as well haha!
There’s also some history behind the name of this bar and, despite having hung out there twice during the weekend, we had no idea about it until the third day during our day tour! Info on this pub as well as a few others on my facebook photos (the captions).
After we got kicked out of the tavern, I yelled out that I NEEDED waffles. I’d been needing waffles since before we left for Edinburgh. Wayne then says he knows of a deep frying place and we just HAD to try the deep fried Mars bars because that’s what Brandon told us all about before we got there.
We frolicked through the rain on the empty streets of Edinburgh at 1:30 in the morning until we came to the Clam Shell.

We get in and it’s a torrent of confusion and a mass of bodies looking to quench their munchie-fevers. We all wanted to try the deep fried Mars bars, and though there was a moment of hysteria over how many were needed and who needed what, we eventually got them! Teja and I split an order of chips as well as one Mars bar. The fries were delicious–lots and lots of ketchup was consumed!
The Mars bar though! Oh, that wonderful deep fried Mars bar!

That is, without a doubt, the most wonderful food I’ve ever eaten, EVER. I’m not even a chocolate person! I like candy! But it was sooo good. I couldn’t think about anything else the entire next day–the only thing that got me through was the fact taht we agreed to go back to the Clam Shell so that the others could try it too!
After that, we parted ways and headed back to the hostel. We hung out in the bathroom to chat a bit because Steve was hyper and wanted to talk by the toilets lol.
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Falling off the right side of the bed and breakfast rolls
The next morning I felt pretty good, though I did fall off the top bunk of my Yen bed. Javier’s head was by the steps so I didn’t want to wake him up with feet, but I guess I was asleep and didn’t realize that by NOT putting my feet on the steps, I’d fall. And fall I did. Onto hands and knees.
“Loser!” yelled Steve, and that was a wonderful morning hahahaha!
We had to be out by 10:30am, and we did well with that. We stuck our bags in the secure luggage room and headed out to catch the free tour at 11am in front of the Starbucks. I finally tried one of those breakfast rolls from Subway and it was absolutely delicious. I got a latte with it too.
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Historical Tour with a girl who was shorter than me!
Our tour guide was this adorable Scottish girl who was lively and interesting and funny. It was a GRAND tour. Loved it, absolutely. We’d seen or passed by a lot of the ground covered, but it was a wonderful sort of reinforcement for all of that–we were able to have a greater appreciation for those things we’d seen as we learned the history and stories behind them. It was about a 3 hour tour and well worth the tip we paid the girl, Ruth, at the end because she was fabulous.

This is the statue of Alexander and Bucephalus. The sculptor felt he wasn’t paid enough by the town and got his revenge by lopping off the horse’s ears and replacing them with pig ears. Now his act of retribution sits in the middle of Edinburgh.

We also saw Mercat Cross where people would make speeches (politicians and powerful people), and some people would draw the crowd to them, call out someone who had wronged them or someone they didn’t like, and nail their foe’s ear to the door! We also saw the King Charles II Equestrian Statue and the Heart of Midlothian, and ate at The French Connection for lunch (where I got my first crepe–apple, cinnamon, and sugar–and the French guy was pleased that I loved my first one so much!).
** Note: There’re more pictures and info on the sites we saw along the tour on my facebook :o) More historical details about each site!
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YES, I believe in MAGIC.

On the tour we also got to see George Heriot’s School, which is the school JK Rowling based Hogwarts off of!!!! Not only did we get to see that, we got to GO to The Elephant House where she WROTE Harry Potter! Gosh, I want round, black-rimmed glasses and a lightning bolt scar. The magic would be nice too…

After the tour we went to drink tea at The Elephant House :oD We could even see Hogwarts from the window too! That was absolutely wonderful. The others made fun of me a bit for loving it SO much. Man…that was great! So happy!

We then went on to the National Museum of Scotland where we got to see a mummy and Dolly, the cloned sheep! Steve and I got into the costumes you could try on too–that chain mail was heavy! And…fun to wear :o)
After that we went souvenir shopping and then walked down the Royal Mile to get to the palace. However, it was, sadly, closed. We then went back to The Tron for dinner and then back to the Clam Shell for one more deep-fried Mars bar! They remembered me there from the hectic night before and that was funny. One nice guy behind the counter was like, “You eat those Mars bars to keep you sweet!” That was nice. And I told him I’d be back! Because it was too delicious. But thinking back on it, I don’t know if I can eat another one for a long, long time. I mean, if it was there I could probably stuff my face, but it makes me a bit nauseous thinking about it now and made me feel uber motion-sick on the bus ride back.
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Back on the road again
We then went back to the hostel to kill two hours in the common room. Very nice place. I fell asleep in that comfortable position with my legs on the top of the couch for a bit, and then we walked competently back to the bus station where Richelle and Phoebe were already waiting for the bus. We took the bus back all together and that was the end of the road.
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Absolutely a GRAND weekend, and I’m so glad I went! I can’t wait to go back with the others and check out the palace, climbe the Highlands to sit on Arthur’s Seat, climb Sir Walter Scott’s Monument (all 297 steps!), and maybe take a picture in front of the original Hogwarts.